My Reality

I got an email this morning form Whiner, one of the Co-Workers From Hell,
about some items that came to the office in the morning mail.  It's part of
a project the 2 of us are working on at the moment.  She said she was bored
and was asking if she could start without me.  Assuming barely anything
would get done before I started in 4 hours, I simply replied:

"Go Nuts."

Also an inside joke after her "meltdown" about 18 months ago... hehe. 
Feeling evil!

Sure enough, when I got to the office, she hadn't started as she forgotten one
of the first steps and after consulting with F-Bomb (when I need to consult, I
turn to the right and say, "Hello wall, what do you think?") she
decided not to do anything at all until I got in.

Ugh.