My Philosophy II

My wife is watching Oprah and there are gifts a plenty being handed out to
the audience.  The women are screaming with pleasure.  They're
screaming a lot.  And one woman's face sums up my new philosophy, which
makes me laugh:

There are more orgasms in an episode of Oprah than the average porno movie.

I figure each woman's having an orgasm every 4 minutes on this show. 
That'll be 15 big O's by the time the credits roll.