"The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat."Tuesday nights are a "look forward to" TV night for the family. My wife, daughter & I are all fans of Amazing Race. This is the 6th Race and I'm still antsy throughout the entire episode.
~Lily Tomlin
And how close were we to finally getting rid of that rat bastard Jonathan last night, eh?
I did a little digging to see just what makes this couple, Jonathan and Victoria, click. Or unclick. Or whatever. So, off to the Amazing Race website I go!
Y'know... his wife Victoria is kind of hot. She is. But for every "hot" point she earns... she's with Jonathan and that's like minus-2 points for every year they dated and minus-10 points for every year they've been married. Oh, and for her comment "I think Jonathan would make a great father"? Yeah, minus a million points, woman!!
The human race is better off if he never has kids. He's 42 and acts what? 12? Maybe? On a good day? And he owns a spa, for God's sake! I thought spas were for relaxation and meditation. How would you like to go and relax in a mud bath in his spa? He'd stand over your shoulder all the time. "You're gonna lose." "You're such a loser. It's all your fault!" Yeah, that's my idea of relaxation.
And Jonathan's quote on their bio page:
"I bring the Jedi Mind Trick to The Amazing Race. I can wave my hand and make the impossible happen."Yeah, no kidding. You take all the fun out of the show, you bastard!!
Oh, and one more thing. Had I been close by in Berlin when you pushed Victoria running too slow? Your nose would be considered an "inny."
PLLLEEEAAASSSSEEEE let next week's episode be their last!!
1 comment:
oh, how I love to hate Jonathan! He is so terribly abusive to her and she is stupid to stay and take it. I was also hoping they would lose too. I am addicted to that show though, I sit on the edge of my seat the whole time!
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