My Idiot

F-Bomb, now known as DQ (Drama Queen), really stepped in it yesterday. 
As annoyed as she is about the whole DQ thing, my boss started, she decided to
take it out on me, blaming me for the nickname --I guess because I got it right
away when my boss started calling her by it.

With the new guy starting, DQ complained about there now being "too many
penises" in the department.

My response: "What? Four?

So, it was off to the Harassment Office we went.  DQ took my response to
mean that I considered her to be a lesbian or at the very least, more male than
female.  Not so.

In fact, I was quite correct in my statement. There's my boss, me, the new guy,
and one of My Kids --ironically, his nickname is "Mr. Weenie."

So, in conclusion, now everyone is questioning how big an idiot DQ actually is. 
To me, there seems to be no end in sight.