Sunday, August 07, 2005

Doctor Doctor

Report on the news last night... my old doctor is now officially a fugitive: wanted by the police in regard to the death of one his patients. It's believed he's in Scotland and still practising medicine.

He hasn't been my doctor since 1990. I was sick and tired of his "diagnosis" of my mystery illness and convinced a urologist I had Lupus.

I was severely dehydrated.

Throw up for 2-3 days and then not drink or eat anything for a week and see how you do.

Lupus.

Y'know, when a 17 year-old male wants to switch doctors there's a sign as to how bad the doctor is.

I like it when I'm right. Even if it took 15 years.

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